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1. Name: Nope
2. Nickname(s): Assylum, Asylum, Leese, Liza, Kat, Kitkat, AliKat
3. Birthday: 7-17/98
4. That makes you: 16
5. Where were you born: Nope
6. Location right now: My room
7. Shoe size: 5
8. How many piercings?: Uh, my right ear twice, left once
9. Tattoos?: not yet
10. When you wake up you're: A brain dead zombie for 20 min
11. When your about to sleep you're: Daydreaming until I fall asleep
12. Zodiac sign: Cancer
13. Chinese sign: Tiger
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: A very small High School

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: Yes
18. Hair color: Reddish brown
20. Weight: 96lbs.
21. Height: 5'.5"
22. Braces? Would have if my family had money for them
23. Glasses? Just when I was reading when I was younger

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? No
25. If so, who?
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? Yes
27. Who has a crush on you? I think this one guy in school, but it looks like someone sat on his face as a baby, and another who is way to clingy
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? NO
29. Who was your first kiss: haven't, IMMA DIE ALONE
30. Who was your last kiss: ....
31. Are you a virgin? If I haven't been kissed what do you think?
32. Ever had a threesome before? uh
33. Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: Not really
34. Have you ever been in love? I don't know
35. Broken any hearts? Yes
36. Got your heart broken? ...
37. Ever liked a friend? not really
38. What happened? uh

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in? uh... Only 2 real ones that meant anything
40. How many were serious enough to count: 2
41. Who were those serious ones: A boy who was taken away and the one whom I broke their heart
42. Funnest hook-ups: uh
43. What made them different: .... actually meant something
44. What happened: 1. They left           2. I left him
45. Best boy/girlfriend: ...
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Mike
47. Ever been kissed: again? no
48. Who do you want back: him
49. Who do you regret: lies
50. Why?: they are heavy

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: I don't know
52. Movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show
53. Food: PB n J
54. Drink: MORK
55. Store: Tarje (target)
56. Television show: Whose Line is it Anyway?
57. Holiday: CHRASTMAS!
58. Book: Huger Games
59. Ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
60. Sweets: Gelato
61. Crisps: apple?
62. Type of music: Dubstep
63. Artist: Flux Pavilion
64. Word: Misanthropic
65. Time of day: 11pm - 1am
66. Dressing: NONE
67. Alcoholic drink: Wine, red wine
68. Colour(s): Black, Grey, White, Deep Purple Blue
69. Piece of clothing: Jeans, tight ones
70. Character: Kat
71. Smell: Toothpaste
72. Shampoo: Drama Clean, Balancing stuff, and Total repairs
73. Soap: Anything moisturizing Oatmeal
74. Smiley: ):
75. Board game: Monopoly
76. Sport: I don't sports, but if I had to pick: Baseball
77. Number: 0, 16, 21, 23, 24, 25, 69, 101, 2,016
78. Quote: "Now for wrath, Now for ruin, and the red dawn." ~J.R.R. Tolken (Theoden) or "Confetti, It's parade!" ~Cas (supernatural)
79. Animal: Kitties and deer
80. Actor: Johnny Dept
82. Vegetable: Broccoli
83. Fruit: KIWI
84. Place to be: The dark
85. Thing in your room: This
86. Gum: Layers
87. Shape: Circle
88. Country: Only been in America
89. Mall: uh
90. Car: '67 Impala
91. Boy's name: Crichton
92. Girl's name: Zahn
93. Family member: mommy
94. Restaurant: Applebees
95. Movie place: Marcus
96. Person to go to the movies with: mommy
97. Noise: crinkle!
98. Brand of shoe: Comfort plus
99. Brand of clothing: Maurice's
100. Body part of a chicken: eat? legs, look at, feathers
101. Swear word: Bitch
102. Month: June
103. Possession: My cross necklace
104. Team: ...
105. Season: Winter
106. Radio station: Pandora: Dubstep
107. Magazine: National Geographic
108. Favourite grade: 3rd, just me and 1 other boy in a friendly school
109. Least favourite grade: 6th
110. Teacher: SINA!! (English)
111. Least favourite teacher: Fritz, bitchy general teacher
112. Subject: Art or Science
113. Subject to talk about: Science

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Mom
115. Who's your dad?: Dad
116. Any step-parents?: sorta
117. Any brothers?: None
118. Any Sisters?: No
120. Coolest: None, but my mom
121. Loudest: Aunt J
122. Best relative: Mom
123. Worse relative: Grandfather
124. Do you get along with your parents? Yes
125. With your siblings? DO NOT HAS
126. Does anyone understand you? Just mom
127. Do you have any pets?:
I own: hamster - (Peeta) GUPPIES - (Named after Pride and Prejudice characters)
Live with: two dogs (Nancy and Dakota) three cats (Jack, Callie, Sierra)
128. If so, what kind and name? Above
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?:

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? Yah
132. Did you drop out?: No
133. Your current GPA: 3.899
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Usually don't have any
135. ABC's?: uh, no
136. Favorite class: Science or art
137. Play any sports at school? Ew
138. Are you popular? No
139. Favourite memory: Realizing I had a friend
140. Most humiliating moment: I don't know
141. Funniest moment:

Me: *Gazes off into nowhere*

3 Popular guys: Hey Leese, what are you thinking about?

Me: I could be a cannibal

3 Popular guys: Uh... *scoots away*

142. Most scared moment: None

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: Fried
146. Dog: Stupid
147. Christina Aguilera: Music
148. Ricky Martin: Who?
149. 50 cent: sucky
150. Poop: toilet
151. Beach: Dad
152. Desert: Gecko
153. Water: Rain
154. Osama: Obama
155. Love: What?
156. Your little brother: My cat
157. Butt: PETE
158. Clowns: fuck
159. Wonder: Farscape
16o. Brown: Earth
161. Banana: Condoms (long story)
162. Sex: Sims' Woohoo
163. Parents: Divorce
164. Homosexuals: Glee
165. God: Beard

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Very
167. Heaven: yes
168. Devil: yes
169. Hell: yes
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: not really
172. Fortune tellings: Some people
173. Magic: not really
174. Love at first sight: No, that's called attraction
175. Ghosts: YES
176. Voo-doo dolls: no
177. Reincarnation: Yes
178. Yourself: Maybe


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: Can't Allergic
180. Do drugs: No, Allergic
181. Drink alcohol: YAS
182. Cuss: When not home
183. Sing in the shower: yes
184. Like school: School, yes, people in it, no
185. Want to get married: Probably not
186. Type with all of your fingers: yes
187. Think you're attractive: no
188. Drink and drive: HELL NO
189. Snore: A little when sick
190. Sleep walk: Not that I know of
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Sunsets

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: Sorta
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: who?
195. Been arrested: No
196. Gone to jail or juve: Certainly not
197. Skateboarded: no
198. Skinny dipped: no
199. Rock climbed: rock wall
200. Killed someone: nooooo
201. Watched porn: ... yes, I BLAME KITTY... I didn't know what a dick looked like
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes
203. Went out of the country: Can't afford passport
204. Talked back to an adult: yurp
205. Broken a law: I'm a J-Walker
206. Got pulled over: No
208: Cried to get out of trouble: Yes
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: If they want to
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: yes
213. Moon someone: yes
214. Shop-lifted: No
215. Worked at McDonald's: No
216. Eaten a dog: Not to my knowledge, but I want to
217. Give money to a homeless person: No, don't encounter many, and I have no money
218. Glued your hand to yourself: no
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Not that way
220. Had a one night stand: Certainly not
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: Don't think so
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes
225. Had cyber sex: No
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Only that time of the month
227. Caught someone doing something: uh, breathing? blinking? then yes
228. Played a game that removes clothing: Sims?
229. Cried during a movie: Yes, when old people die
230. Cried over someone: IDK
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: No
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No
233. Ran away from home: No
234. Cheated on a test: Once


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: Yes
236. Sky dive: YES
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No
239. Try to be the opposite sex: uh no
240. Lie to the police: Don't think so
241. Run from the police: No
242. Lie to your parents: Yah
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: no
244. Be an exotic dancer: Only in a very nice place
245.Have sex with a donkey for 1,000,000: million what?

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Some
247. Loud: Only at home
248. Nice: Not really
249: Outgoing: HAH
250: Quiet: yes
251. Mean: sometimes
252. Emotional: uh
253. Sensitive: no
254. Gay: Um no
255. Strong: for my size
256. Weak: sorta
257. Caring: If I want to be
258. Dangerous: My mom says I am small, but I am fierce
259. Crazy: yas
260. Spontaneous: uh, idk
261. Funny: Other people say I am
262. Sweet: Not really
263. Sharing: Only with candy and those I know
264. Responsible: yes
265. Trustworthy: Yes.
266. Open-minded: Fairly so
267. Creative: Yes.
268. Cute: no
269. Slick: uh how so?
270. Smart: I think so
271. Dumb: Not really
272. Evil: A little
273. Ghetto: Certainly not!
274. Classy: I think so
275. Photogenic: HA
276. Dependable: With most things
277. Greedy: for fudge
278. Ugly:yes
279. Messy: Only at home
280. Neat: Everywhere but home
281. Perverted: YAS
282. Silly: somewhat
283. A B****: yes
284. A Good Listener: Somewhat
285. A Fighter: Only when those I care for are threatened
286. A Party Animal: Only at home
287. A Game Freak: just watching others
288. A Computer Freak: not really

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Art teacher in highschool
290. Dream house: A little home in a clearing in the sparse forest.
291. Husband/Wife: Uh, I don't know
292. Kids: NO
293. Names: NO
294. Pets: Cats (2 or 3) Guppies and Chickens
295. Car: A herse
296. Age you would want to get married: I don't KNOW
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: ...
298. Honeymoon: ...

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

I DO NOT INCLUDE CYBER FRIENDS IN THIS LIST
299. Best friend: My wifeycakes (who is my only friend and therefore the answer to all whom of my friends questions)
300. Known the longest: My wifeycakes
301. Craziest: My wifeycakes
302. Loudest: My wifeycakes
303. Shyest: My wifeycakes
304. Best hair: My wifeycakes
305. Best eyes: My wifeycakes
306. Best body: My wifeycakes (DAT ASS)
307. Most Athletic: Not sure.
308. Hot-Tempered: My wifeycakes
309. Most impatient: My wifeycakes
310. Shortest: My wifeycakes
311. Tallest: My wifeycakes
312. Skinniest: My wifeycakes
313. Best singer: My wifeycakes
314. Funniest: My wifeycakes
315. Can always make you laugh: My wifeycakes
316. Wish you talked to more: My wifeycakes
317. Wish you saw more: My wifeycakes
318. Who drives you insane after a while: NONE
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: My wifeycakes
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': Ah no
321. Whose always been there when you need them: ...
322. Who is like your family: None, I don't like my family... I like my wife
323. How many friends do you have?: 1
324. How many are really close? 1

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Tuna Pate on a cracker
326. Thing you drank: Yellow Tail, some red wine
327. Thing you wore: JAMIES
328. Thing you did: drew
329. Place you went: A restaurant
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Ear
331. Person you saw: MAMMY
332. Person you hugged: MAMMY
333. Person you kissed: MAMMMY
334. Person you had sex with: HA HA
335. Person you talked to online: Think Gwen
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Dad
337. Song you heard: Footloose
338. Show you saw: Supernatural
339. Time you fought with your parents: True fight, I don't know 5 years ago?
340. Time you fought with a friend: Not really
341. Words you said: "Words you said"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Air
344. What are you drinking: Wine
345. What are you thinking: Dean would be a good dad
346. What are you wearing: JAM JAMS
347. What are you doing: this
349. Hair: straight
350. Mood: Sleepy
351. Listening to: Tv
352. Talking to anyone: Sorta, the air and myself
353. Watching anything: Supernatural

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: No
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes
357. Do you like penguins: uh, sure?
358. Do you write poetry: Some
359. Do you see stupid people: yes
360. You + Me: who?
361. Do you like the Osbournes: who?
362. Can you see flying pigs: no
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Sometimes
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: I don't know
366. Are you a zombie: A little
367. Am i annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails: To fix them if they get muffed up
369. Can you cross your eyes: yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: no
371. Have you touched someone's private part: NO

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Sutumn
374. Shakira or Britney: who?
375. MTV or VH1: MTV :what?
376. Black or White: grey
377. Yellow or Pink: Pink
378. Football or Basketball: NO
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Pager? what? Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pen
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tats
383. Inside or Outside: Inside.
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol
385. Coke or PepsiEPSI
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: What's In-n-Out? I hate McD

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music:
389. About boy bands: No
390. About suicide: Uh, it happens?
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: Jerks
392. People who oppose your viewpoint: Just don't make a big deal of it or make me change
394. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Dead
395. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: No one

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: uh
397. Current weather right now: cloudy
398. Current time: 9:06 P.M.
399. Any shout outs: PUDDING!
400. Last thoughts: "I need to get to work"